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Choose your Birthday
by Tri on Fri Nov 18 2011, 01:26
C h o o s e Your Birthday
Jan - I ate
Feb - I sucked
Mar - I ran naked with
April - I smoked with
... ... May - I ran shirtless with
June - I beat
July - I cuddled with
Aug - I needed
Sept - I shot
Oct - I shanked
Nov - I stabbed
Dec - I slept with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - homer
04 - A friend
05 - a condom
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a hippie
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - some crack heads
15 - an Easter egg
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a horse
20 - a homeless guy
21 - a drink
22 - my best friend
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my boy friend
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - your grandma
31 - a mop
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm happy
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other -because I have double D' s
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me
Gold- because the people in my head were banging
Tan- because I'm a soldier boy/girl
Dont forget to share your results below
I smoked with the trojan man because I'm sexy like that.
Jan - I ate
Feb - I sucked
Mar - I ran naked with
April - I smoked with
... ... May - I ran shirtless with
June - I beat
July - I cuddled with
Aug - I needed
Sept - I shot
Oct - I shanked
Nov - I stabbed
Dec - I slept with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - homer
04 - A friend
05 - a condom
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a hippie
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - some crack heads
15 - an Easter egg
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a horse
20 - a homeless guy
21 - a drink
22 - my best friend
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my boy friend
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - your grandma
31 - a mop
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm happy
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other -because I have double D' s
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me
Gold- because the people in my head were banging
Tan- because I'm a soldier boy/girl
Dont forget to share your results below
I smoked with the trojan man because I'm sexy like that.
Last edited by Tri on Sat Nov 19 2011, 00:38; edited 1 time in total
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Re: Choose your Birthday
by Blues on Fri Nov 18 2011, 01:30
I smoked with a drink because I'm a pimp.
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Re: Choose your Birthday
by Al on Fri Nov 18 2011, 02:50
I ran naked with a hippie because I've got abs.
lol I saw this on facebook yesterday.
lol I saw this on facebook yesterday.
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Re: Choose your Birthday
by Star on Fri Nov 18 2011, 03:31
I shot a golf ball because I'm a pimp
That makes a little sense I guess xD
That makes a little sense I guess xD
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Re: Choose your Birthday
by Recoil315 on Fri Nov 18 2011, 04:11
I ran naked with an Easter egg because I'm a pimp.
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Re: Choose your Birthday
by Jack Bauer on Fri Nov 18 2011, 04:32
I sucked a teletubby because I'm sexy like that
Why do I always get the stupid awkward stuff?$#%$#^
Why do I always get the stupid awkward stuff?$#%$#^
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Re: Choose your Birthday
by Mortalus on Fri Nov 18 2011, 05:05
I stabbed an Easter egg because I smoke crack.
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Re: Choose your Birthday
by Pimgd on Fri Nov 18 2011, 06:27
I ran naked with the cookie monsters because I'm sexy like that.
... It kinda feels like a real sentence.
... It kinda feels like a real sentence.
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Re: Choose your Birthday
by SoulAngel on Fri Nov 18 2011, 08:02
I smoked with Paris Hilton because i have Double D's.
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Re: Choose your Birthday
by Da Swed on Fri Nov 18 2011, 10:11
I shanked a horse because I smoked crack.
What is shanked?
What is shanked?
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Re: Choose your Birthday
by Funnyman on Fri Nov 18 2011, 10:39
I ran shirtless with the Trojan Man because I have AMAZING boobs.
Lol... Sounds good to me..
Lol... Sounds good to me..
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Re: Choose your Birthday
by Reaper on Fri Nov 18 2011, 11:51
I shanked a hippie because I'm sexy like that
lol wtf??
lol wtf??
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Re: Choose your Birthday
by Higurashi on Fri Nov 18 2011, 12:03
I beat a stripper because im sexy like that!
LOL
LOL
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Re: Choose your Birthday
by Da Swed on Fri Nov 18 2011, 13:25
Just me that what some girls say: because I've got abs?
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Re: Choose your Birthday
by Greek Infantry on Fri Nov 18 2011, 14:05
I slept with a homeless guy because I have AMAZING boobs... WTF! LOL!
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