1000 things that will get you kicked out of a store

by JellyKing on Sat Jul 09, 2011 4:41 pm

post one thing that will get you kicked out of a store

For example

1. Asking where the hookers are.

by **Droidkiller1** on Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:07 pm

Screaming out loud that SHOPRITE IS MUCH BETTER!

by T on Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:13 pm

Screaming out loud that anyone outside of the US DOESN'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SCREAMING ABOUT!

by JellyKing on Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:41 pm

Asking paper or plastic for every question

by **Recoil315** on Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:05 am

Go to the dollar store. Pick up a random item and take it to the checkout clerk. Ask her... "How much is this?" Repeat for as long as you can.

by JellyKing on Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:00 am

Wearing a bra filled with yogurt

by **Greek Infantry** on Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:22 am

Entering with a hair dryer and shouting: Robbery! Give me your money!

by JellyKing on Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:15 am

Insisting that the cashier is your father

by **Droidkiller1** on Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:44 pm

Getting pissed and knocking down an aisle when the clerk tells you the sale ended 2 minutes ago.

by JellyKing on Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:51 pm

Paying all in pennys

by **Teh Ddy Bear** on Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:40 pm

Pretend u are the owner; GTFO ur noob! <--- To the owner..(Yes i know i am a pwner)

by JellyKing on Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:16 pm

Having a race in a shopping cart

by **Blood_Orange** on Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:58 pm

Bringing a blanket and pillow and having a nap in the aisle

by Caciope on Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:07 am

Flashing gang signs

by Al on Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:44 am

Flirting with the manager... Unless hes a dude, that would be awckward...

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