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  1. ArturexonPL
    Humor : (>^_^)># I made you a waffle #<(^_^<) But then I was like hungry... (>^_^)> So I ate it up. :P
    Usergroups: UGB Members
  3. Blazing Warrior
  4. chocoboi
  5. DarthWaffle
    Humor : In what way are a turtle and a orange similar? They're both orange...except for the turtle.
    Usergroups: UGB Members
  6. djfunkey
  7. Droidkiller1
    Humor : My uncle comes up, taps me on the back. He's like, 'Kevin, I just want to let you know whoever did this is going to die tonight.'...I said, 'Cancer did it. It was cancer.' He said, 'Well, you tell Cancer I'm looking for him, and when I find him, I'm going to shoot him in the face -- twice.'
    Usergroups: Creed, UGB Members
    Rank: Former Forum Admin
  8. Dutchkiller
  9. Eaglestrike
  10. Freeze Fuse*
    Humor : Would you I tell a joke?
    Usergroups: UGB Members
    Rank: [Banned]
  11. GetGnomed
  12. Greek Army
    Humor : I don't express my sense of humor
    Usergroups: UGB Members
  13. Grover
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    Humor : Huh?? (That's Har??'s origination, if you know what I mean)
    Usergroups: UGB Members
  15. JH0098
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  17. killer 123
    Humor : why did the chicken cross the road?to prove it wasnt a chicken
    Usergroups: UGB Members
  18. lamoraktk421
  19. LightningStrike
    Humor : Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Holmes asked. Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!"
    Usergroups: UGB Members
  20. Nano Gum
  21. Neutronium
  22. Nova
  23. Purpletulpster
  24. Pvt. Ryan
    Humor : MRW getting spawnkilled, lag killed, or harrassed by a raging 10-year-old with bad English:
    Usergroups: Creed, UGB Members
  25. Razorsaw
  26. Recoil315
    Humor : Say my job three times really fast. lol
    Usergroups: UGB Members
    Rank: Former Forum Admin
  27. Rocketcone
  28. Runehawk571
  29. Sean
  30. ShadoWTigeR
  31. Shepard97
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  34. Teh Ddy Bear
    Humor : What happened to the swedish guy, that walked around sayin' everyone in the swedish government is stupid? He got 3 years in jail, for telling a government secret XDD
    Usergroups: UGB Members
  35. teh_gamer
    Humor : A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Paul Fadiman
    Usergroups: UGB Members
  36. Thatguy
    Humor : First I would like to start off with some statistics. 1. You are 10 times more likely to be hit by a car when the driver is aiming at you. 2. The boomerang is Australia's leading export (and then import). 3. The sweater vest is the number one way of turning off girls. Now some pick-up line. Did it hurt... When you fell from heaven. If you were a word you would be what they call fine print. I need a band-aid... Because I just fell for you. Are you a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you. 
    Usergroups: UGB Members
  37. TheseGloryDays:)
  38. Tri
    Humor : ~meep~ I was feeling down today, and you just brought a smile to my face. I love you, you gave me hope sorry for sounding corny :D.
    Usergroups: UGB Members
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  40. XzIchigozX